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Diego Ortega

Diego Ortega

Price-to-performance, fuel economics, and low-hassle upkeep

About

Host-on-a-budget who tracks receipts, ash weight, and cleanup time to find the quiet, cost-saving choices. I design checklists that make good habits easy for busy hosts.

Core Beliefs

Value is comfort delivered with fewer dollars, fewer minutes, and fewer complaints.

Background

I once ran a month-long pellet and propane cost trial for weekend gatherings, tracking ash mass, odor carry, and fuel receipts. The 'premium' pellets weren’t the bargain; a store brand plus a better lid cut smell and costs. The best compliment came later: 'My sweater didn’t reek.'

Perspective

I prioritize price-to-performance and total cost of ownership over premium finishes.

Author Articles

Gas vs Wood Fire Pit: Real Cost & Complaints Revealed

Gas vs Wood Fire Pit: Real Cost & Complaints Revealed

Get a measured, dollars-and-minutes comparison of propane vs. wood fire pits - upfront costs, five-year TCO, neighbor impact, and emissions. Use the checklist and 3-day decision protocol to choose the setup that fits your space, budget, and tolerance for cleanup and complaints.

3rd Oct8 min read